Moonfork - When we had the Bends - 2011

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kay, so i was in a strange state of mind one night and i just felt like playing some dirty-ass Vermyapre Kommando type Grvb Metal. The are no actual lyrics to this track, besides "When we had the bends", which is only really said a few times randomly through-out the song.

"What in shitting-dicks does that mean?", you ask? Well, I'll attempt to explain...

If you wanted to go deep into the matter than you might say that; when we had bends is a metaphore. No one actually had the bends. Instead when we had the bends relates to a quazi-symbolic architype that counter-progresses the usual focus of thought. This enables the receiver to fully compress their mind to a point in which negative 0.86 neurosis is achieved, leading to the inevitable collapse of all meaning and purpose in the normal conceptual facilities of the mind.

Basically, the phrase is derived from a misheard lyric (on my part) by the band Vlad Tepes, during the song "In Holocaust to the Natural Darkness" from the March to the Black Holocaust split with Belketre. I actually cant even remember the correct lyrics from the track, because I've always thought of it as "When we had the Bends". I do know however, that it's followed by "We retuurrnn to darrrkkkkk" and then something on guitar. The point of it is that Lord Revenant of Daghkagg/Fel/Wiht ("Dad! Carg fell in some wheat!") and I thought it was really fucking funny, and after a few long (most likely drug induced) conversations we came up with "Grvb Metal" which would eventually make its confusing debut on the OSN distro as Pvtǽnfediăvl.

So thats basically what this track is all about. Moonfork is not an offical project of mine, it is just a spin off of Pvtǽnfediăvl. I just didn't call it that because LR didn't have anything to do with its creation this time. Anyway, it's a pretty amusing piece of music (or rather anti-music) and i just have to share it with you all because i take much delight in imagining the reactions/facial expressions of people when they first hear it.

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